Went to the Denver Event at the headquarters...Most everyone in the crowd was at least 50, and I had the Quark Educational Rep give me the worst sales pitch in history

"People in Education should be really excited about Quark 8. It's less feature rich than Adobe InDesign so it should be easier to teach to students!"

Yeah...great sales pitch...still no save as Master, still no 3 or more stop gradients...ooooh but we get a glyphs palette and a direct selection tool!